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You Might Be A Redneck FireFighter if: If your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene If you have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper If your firehouse has wheels If you've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse If fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk If you've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment If you've ever let a persons house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt there ground If your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it If you've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck If your rescue can smoke the tires If your departments name is misspelled on your equipment If the nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment If dispatch can't mention your name without laughing If the local news crew won't put your department on t.v. because you embarrassed them last time. If you've ever locked the keys in your trucks If you've ever refereed to a light bar as sexy If your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder If you've ever taken a girl out in a pumper If your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire If your pumper smokes more than the house fire If you've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire If you've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot If you've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck If you've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill If you hand out spit cans before each meeting If you have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer If you're equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em If everyone on your department is related in some way or another | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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